Kentucky Accountant 2 Tee. The Ones that Keep us out of jail.

They Take Care of Our Money and Keep Us Out of Jail Classic Tee

A tee with truth and a touch of humor—the They Take Care of Our Money and Keep Us Out of Jail Classic Tee combines a witty statement with everyday comfort. Crafted from durable cotton, this shirt balances structure with softness, making it perfect for layering or wearing solo. With midweight fabric and reinforced seams, it’s built to last while delivering a clever twist to casual outfits. Streetwear, downtime, or gifting—this tee adds personality wherever it goes.

Why You’ll Like It

• Playful, witty statement design with personality
• Durable cotton builds for reliable comfort
• Structured fit that layers easily with streetwear
• Long-lasting wear with double-seamed durability

Fabric & Fit

• Material: 100% cotton for solids; 90% cotton / 10% polyester for Sport Grey; 99% cotton / 1% polyester for Ash Grey; 50% cotton / 50% polyester for heathers (variant dependent)
• Weight: ~5.0–5.3 oz/yd² (170–180 g/m²)
• Construction: Open-end yarn, tubular fabric, taped neck and shoulders, double-seamed sleeves and hem
• Fit: Classic unisex cut; true to size
• Sourcing: Blank product sourced from Honduras, Nicaragua, Haiti, Dominican Republic, Bangladesh, or Mexico
• Disclaimer: White may appear slightly off-white due to fabric properties; Natural color variants may include subtle dark speckles

Perfect For

• Everyday casual wear with a clever twist
• Fans of witty statement tees
• Streetwear layering with structure and humor
• A unique gift with personality

Printed to order to reduce waste and overproduction. Ships in 2–5 business days after purchase.

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